Now available in the Insanity Shop is the ability to paint Pastor Matt’s car.  This is a true classic:  an ‘89 Chevy Corsica with SOME ORIGINAL PARTS (including the paint).  Turn a thing of beauty into a thing of even greater beauty!  Of course, this option works better for locals than for people in, say, San Diego.  Those guys are probably too busy hanging out on the beach to be interested in serious art anyway.  Even so, we have a team of talented artists equipped with finger paints and who knows what else, who are in need of a patron.  Now’s your chance!

And if you know anyone who works for Red Bull, let them know we can cut them a deal on the whole thing.

*** May 9, 2008 Update ***

Done!